My favourite Whouffle moments of Season 7.
(Source: claraoswalds, via doctorwho)
i cried about the eggs
we all cried about the eggs
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It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips.
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Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
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I have bullshitted my way through almost two decades of life
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Guess who just got hired at Joe’s Crab Shack? Now I have two serving jobs. If you are in the Savannah area, feel free to drop by Red Lobster or Joe’s to have me serve you
From presidential daughter to straight up gangster in 0.2 seconds
Like father, like daughter:
(Source: jimmatm, via ihatejosh)
Kingdom Hearts 15 day challenge
Day 2 - Favourite Kingdom Hearts original character?
Sora
(Source: lovelysora, via hellyeskingdomhearts)
lennonringopaulharrisonforpeace:
WOAH I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT HOLY SHIT.
OH MY GOD
IT’S SO AMAZING AND I WAS SO NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT. MASH-UPS: YOU’RE DOING IT RIGHT!
awesomeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(Source: hootingblues, via whilebethsleeps)
i-learned-it-from-the-pizzaman:
So my teacher told us that two blue eyed people can’t have a brown eyed kid and this kid in my class said “but both my parents have blue eyes and I have brown eyes”. The teacher said “so you’re adopted”. THe next day the kid came in and told us that he confronted his parents about it and that they said he was adopted but wanted to wait for the right time to tell him.
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Newly Single life. Womp womp.
Every r e v o l u t i o n with a spark
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